Toddler Tush

Butt cracks are not a strong point in our family, and our pants have to be flyin pretty low to see one. Because I work so hard in Great Gramma B's garden, my tiny hiney hangs out of my jeans on occasion.

Schmata

My bubby Denise bought me this cute dress, and it came with a matching schmata for my hair. Sometimes I just use it to get some schmutz off my face after I've eaten some challah bread with a schmear and some lox. Mommy made me schlep this sweater around even though it was warm- my punishment for not doing so was a good smack on the tucchis!! She's got some serious chutzpah sometimes. Daddy is a real mensch and we're very lucky to have him, though instead of being in these pictures, Mommy was outside kvetching with our meshugana landlady about our new schmuck neighbors. Oy vey!

Watermelon

Watermelon is delicious. It's one of my very favorite fruits, and Clementine's mom Kari also likes it as much as me. I ate roughly three quarters of a pound of it in Clementine's backyard recently, and boy was it tasty. Next time you go to a cook out or backyard gathering of some sort, bring a watermelon! You will be the hit of the party.

Dustin and Wooley

My two friends Dustin and Wooley like to hold hands almost as much as I do. Whenever we go see Vicki for breakfast at Mythos, one or both of them exclusively walks me back to the shop. Wooley likes to pick me up and carry me during inclement weather, or if he's feeling particularly lovey. Dustin is from New Jersey and I like him a lot, but sometimes he makes me feel shy. Even though they are roughly 20 times my size, they are incredibley gentle and fun and try not to curse in front of me. When I was first born I made Wooley feel super anxious, but now he really loves me. I think I am the first toddler Dustin has ever seen, and I think I changed his outlook on children. I tend to have that effect on people lately!

Fat Bob's

Sometimes the pulled pork and cornbread from Fat Bob's is too much for me to handle. It's so delicious I go immediately to sleep while eating it.

Mother's Day

Mother's Day is the day you celebrate how sweet your Mom is, even though you should remember how sweet she is all the time. But, if you need to kiss some ass or make up for lost time, Mother's Day is your day! Since Daddy and I are just the nicest, sweetest, loveliest, most appreciative father/daughter team around, this is not necessary for us. We made Mommy a beautiful card with a picture of me from when I was a tiny small chunky nugget of a babe. We also bought Mommy a bangin' Butter by Nadia wrap dress from the local dress shop, and she nearly peed her pants. Mommy really loves dresses, and we really love her. We kept it low key and let Mommy go to Spot Coffee in her house clothes, then we laid all over her on the couch with the dogs. This is a very special treat and also a rare occasion, 'cause Uncle Frank is stinky and requires a special pillow and blanket to grace the couch with her funky presence. Remember your own Mommy, Ma, Mutha, or whoever on Mother's Day every year!

Butterflies

The butterfly conservatory in Niagara Falls, Ontario is a lot of fun. It's Africa hot inside and filled with plants, butterflies, and Canadians! My cousin Trinity and Grandma Gette came also.