Dan Halen

He's called Dan Halen, NOT Dan Hagar! Our family friend Dan Hagen is a real friendly friend. He is funny and tall and has huge hands, and is always there to help us out. He reads me books, goes drinking with Uncle Jon, installs all Mommy's car audio and electronic needs, and talks about Volkswagens and other European cars with Dad. He even feeds and walks Reggie and Uncle Frank when we are out of town. Don't take him for a sissy though, he'll sock you right in your friggin eye if you step outta line!