Monkey Dude

If I had to pick a favorite dog of all the dogs I know, I would pick Reggie Smalls. Even though I really love Uncle Frank, she has a canine rap sheet longer than her tail and a pretty sketchy past. So Reggie is pretty much my best friend, and is always eager and willing to do whatever I want, especially when Mommy gives her "the look". Reggie is a friendly dude with the softest ears I have ever pulled. She likes to wear my shoes, my sunglasses, my hats and my diaper cream, and always seems to enjoy going for a ride in or on anything. Because she does not have a snout, she couldn't even bite my hand when I feed her if she wanted to. She also loves to watch Yo Gabba Gabba and The Dog Whisperer. Reggie and I are about the same size, and I dream of a day when I can bring her in to school for show and tell.