Pittsburgh

What a weekend- my first out of state road trip! Mom and Dad took me to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and I had a

blast. We met up with Aunt Leeann and her main squeeze Mark at Primanti Brothers, a famous Pittsburgh sandwich shop. Do you know people in PA smoke and eat at the same time still? Gross! We cruised around the neighborhood for a while, sampling the local cuisine. Mainly popcorn and coffee, delicious all around. We also went to IKEA! You'd be surprised how much stuff fits in the trunk of a Jetta. On our way to IKEA, Dad and I had some quality photoshoot time while Mom used Aunt Leeanns cool GPS system. That is when the cutest photos ever were taken. Mom and Dad looked it up- these are officially the most adorable pictures of anything or anyone ever to exist in real life. Really, they are!

Parent Trap

My Mom and Dad are completely insane. They laugh so hard at me all the time, like total crazy people. Mom says she lost her mind roughly 4 months ago, but I can't be sure where it went. They're always snapping wacky photos of me at all hours of the day and night. I get so excited to see Dad when he comes home from work. Him and Uncle Joe wear sweater vests and fancy slacks during the day, then put on black t-shirts and jeans while they slay Guitar Hero at night! We try and Get the Led Out at least once a week- as a family of course.

My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

When my sunglasses are on, I morph into my movie star persona right away. I only talk

with a faux British accent, I snub all requests for auotographs, and Mom doubles as my publicist. My list of demands for appearances is available upon request.

Superman!

Now that I can hold my head up, it's really fun to play SUPERMAN!! It always makes me laugh, then my Dad is covered in drool.

Sleepy Bear

Some of my best moments are in the morning. I usually wake up a very happy, pleasant, smiley little bear. But that flash still drives me nuts!

Loungin'

This lawn chair is so high tech. Its so comfy and stylish Dad dragged it inside to watch old episodes of The Office online! Friggin' writers strike. I love the Office, and haven't seen a new episode in weeks. Jim is sooooo cute! I decided to get my pop culture fix with this trashy gossip mag Mom bought at Wegmans. Did you know if you don't work, do drugs, AND go to jail, all while you're prego with your own special Sugie Bear, you could be on the cover??!!!??? Amazing!

!@#$%^&*

I love technology. I even have my own Microsoft Word file on Mom and Dads home computer, cause I really enjoy typing!

Mister Mister

You have to admit, most babies are pretty androgenous. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I really a skeleton? Am I really Superman? I'd say about 4 times a week, the same creepy old guy at Spot calls Clementine and I "little guys" or "sweet little boys". Mom says hes high on life, I think he might be mildly retarded. Last week he complimented my red sweater dress, then called me Mister! What a chooch! That being said, we look like actual boys in these photos, the first day over at Clementines new house.