Broccoli

...is just so delish. It helps me incorporate Iron, Vitamin C, and Folic Acid into my diet. It's also pretty funny to look at, and makes me kinda gassy.

Sweet Tooth(less)

My Mom and Dad try their best everyday to provide me with delicious nutritious food stuffs. I love to eat fruit, vegetables, lean proteins and whole grains. I'll eat almost anything- even onions and wood chips from the playground! Mom says it's important to start making healthy food choices early on, so I don't grow up to be a tank that power stuffs value meals. Recently I had an excellent new addition to my morning multi-grain toast- STRAWBERRY JAM!!! Since everything is good in moderation, Mom loves to feed me sugary sweet snacks once in a while. My favorite treats so far, in no particular order are including but not limited to cream cheese frosting, chocolate gelato, mini frosted scones, cupcakes, and vanilla soft serve. These are the foods that all go in my mouth- they are just to good to wipe in my eyebrows or feed to Reggie and Frank.

Happy Birthday Uncle D!

We recently had a birthday party for my super cool Uncle D! We had red velvet cake and chicken satay, everyone had a very nice time. Clementine is a Frankenstein style walker now, and we played with my fire engine together. After she smashed her forehead on a container of bleach, she pushed me all around the house on my truck. We make a great team!

So long Summertime!

The Summer just ended here in Buffalo, and it's finally time for my family to stop sweating. We had a nice little patio gathering at spot with our great pals Mike and Jessika, and soon we'll be wearing snow suits.

Triple Crown

I SPENT TIME WITH ALL 4 OF MY GRANDMAS TODAY!!!!!! Can you say you've ever seen your 4 grandma's in one day? Do you even have 4 grandma's??? I know- crazy, but true. It was actually 3 grandma's and a great grandma, which is even wackier after thinking about it. Grandma Denise will be the Kentucky Derby, 'cause she likes Jack Daniels and has a really cute gun. Grandma Georgette will be the Preakness Stakes, 'cause she used to live next to Maryland. Grandma Randie will be the Belmont Stakes, 'cause she's from the Bronx and is the only person who actually knows how to navigate the MTA Bus System. Great Grandma B let me sleep on her at Cole's, so she makes it a real Triple Crown!

I'm A Keepah!

Wooley and Sam went on vacation to the land of the lobsters, and all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt! Wooley always makes me laugh and isn't really afraid of me anymore. He's a hoot!

Uncle Frank

My Uncle Frank is the sweetest, fattest, blackest bitch I know. She is lumpy like a mountain range, and stinks like a compost heap. Even though she is a notorious baby eater, she loves me dearly and lives to eat my diapers. Mom says she used to be quite shiny and agile. Now she is kinda dusty and has smelly ears!

Digital

The box where all my toys live is really fun, cause the box doubles as a wrestling ring! I immediately ripped a handle off of it, and Dad usually dumps the contents of it right on my head a few times per week. Good thing most of my books are soft! Our house usually looks like we were robbed by a group of irate toddlers after I play in the living room. Mike Literman friggin' loves playing with me! He made sure I didn't break free and run off, or try and do any karate moves.